Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

modication

Being motivated by the dedication of others

Mr. Mango gave me the modication today to go walk 4 miles!

by Gravitygirl April 10, 2008

mancation

Vacationing without women to get in the way. Done in the name of camping, fishing and beer drinking. Ranch(er) handling sometimes also involved.

See also: Brokeback Mountain, Brokeback Boozin

Nathan and Fred are always excited when it's time for their mancation.

Ted bought new deoderant and cologne for his mancation with Joe.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

Punication

When ur playin chel ( EA NHL 21)and u fuckin crack someone, just rock their shit

Announcer: “OHHH and it’s TOTAL punication from #32!”

by Funky bastardini November 9, 2021

Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

self mutilation

Quite easily the stupidest thing you could do when you're depressed or angry. Also, it allows emo kids and 12 year old Marilyn Manson fans to prove to themselves and friends that they are hardcore.

1) Look at me, I cut myself, I'm such a manic depressive.

2) Marilyn Manson would be proud! Hail Satan!!!

by Deathfuckingmetal May 6, 2005