muffin

Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing!! :D

i hated that muffin movie!!!

by Suckit15 November 9, 2009

muffin

The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: blueberries, raspberries, crunchberries, razor blades, baby fingers, and jam. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir?
Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it! -munch munch munch-
Man: Nuuuuuuu! -fart-
Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

by Slamdarius April 18, 2006

muffin

a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world!

by jakub January 4, 2004

muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

by candiipaint July 26, 2009

Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

by Jax August 1, 2003

muffin

The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.

by Ember June 11, 2005