Steven Moffat

life ruiner

He's suck a Steven Moffat! He made me believe his joke!

by gogogirl221b September 19, 2012

Mouffle

good cash or sweet money! mouffle is an invented name from money, chocolate mousse and truffle. When you have enough money to buy everything.

He's got mouffles in his pockets!

by samonduty May 16, 2010

muffburn

A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.

guy1: "Dude, what's up with that rash on your lip?"
guy2: "muffburn man-- 2 hours of oral and I got muffburn!"

by yoshi May 5, 2004

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 1, 2019

trench-muff

hot, stinky, smelly, mouldy pussy

I pulled of Brittney's panties last nite and she had a mean case of trench-muff.

by Jesse Bueckert May 14, 2006

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016