Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005

Moman

A woman with facial hair most notably above the upper lip.

Originating from the slang term Mo for a moustache and woman. Pluralised to Momen.

Some Momen may partake in Movember by not shaving/bleaching for the duration of November, raising money/awareness for charity.

Jimmy - "Was that a dude"
John - "Nah she's a Moman"

by PhilMcKracken November 1, 2009

Time Mismanagement

The act of planning your day's activities out in advance, but doing it in such a way that this act consumes your whole day leaving no time for anything.

Boss: I have to organize my meeting requests. I can not keep track of them!
Employee #1: So will you be able to make our team meeting?
Boss: No I will be busy organizing my meeting requests.
<Boss leaves>
Employee #1: Oh so looks like our boss is now proficient in time Mismanagement.
Employee #2: I need to get trained in that so one day I can be a Boss.

by 0penGL May 28, 2011

morman

a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???

Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT

by simon.t July 15, 2008

Morman prank

A prank that doesn't do much other than slightly annoy people

Person 1: Why did you stop my microwave before it finished?
Person 2: it's a morman prank!

by big flee April 23, 2019

panani momani

A panani is a hood slang for "Vagina" and momani is a slang for "Eater" so therefore...
I told your mom "I'm a panani momani, give me yours"

Oh yes baby

I am a panani momani, I can eat your panani.

by Skeletops February 26, 2019

Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

by Killzark May 11, 2009