Mofoses

Alot of mofo's, weirdass flies, lion lamps, also known as the feeling after sexual intercourse when the vagina still feels as if it is being humped really fast.

Hey Kari! Did you know Tammie feels Mofoses today, after what happened last night?

by KulpriT1234 August 17, 2010

Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

mofonian

A race of motherfuckerz

damn mofonians!!!!
(this is all i can think of)
(>_<)

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

Mofoism

It's a statement of slight incredulity with mild bewilderment and grounded, if unevenly, by a slightly off-center perspective.

There's a rumor going around that I have super powers. I did not start it. Well that's a Mofoism if I've ever heard one!

by End_Of_Insanity April 4, 2011

mofoshisho

Short for mother fucking shit show

The mofoshisho started when my husband's stripper girlfriend showed up at my door.

by bullhorn8 February 21, 2019

mofoing

-short for motherf*cking, just like mofo is short for motherf*cker. is pronounced like mofoyng like foing is one syllable but with the y pronounced funny as in some asian languages.

you are such a mofoing retard

by watchyaback December 9, 2005

mofoking

A man who is king among mofos. He's leet, he's great and most of all, he's sexy.

"King of mofos?" "Yes, Mofoking!"

by Jace101 August 28, 2005