moofle

A word to be used when you are politely annoyed and can't think of the right word to say, thus confusing other people and giving you time to think.

Berty: Ah, but you can't give Mr. Richards your coursework if you have a detention with our head. If you want I can give it to him?

Ted: No! I need to get my mobile back from him before the end of term! This is the only chance!

Berty: But if you miss this detention you will be kept in for another day to fulfill it.

Ted: ....Moofle!

Berty: ...What the fuck?

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Moontacula

“The best thing since sliced bread” has been around in popular English vernacular since before anyone can accurately recall. The phrase is used to describe anything thought to be great, and is used thoughtlessly. Since the dawn of time, a list has been inscribed in the history of the cosmos of the best things ever, an Official List of the Best Things in Existence. Moontaculas are on that list. These should not be compared or mixed up with Spanktaculars, LateShowtaculars or LateNLivetaculars. Moontaculas are the original and the best

"Oh My God that was Moontacula"

"That was the most Moontacula thing I have witnessed"

"Spank is not Moontacula"

by Mooner2009 August 25, 2009

mofotard

Motherf*cking retard; someone who is uncannily mean and stupid; used when you don't feel like or aren't in a position to curse.

Herman was being a major mofotard when he insulted his friend about her age.

by ACShore August 16, 2010

moofma

An accumulation of belly button lint

What are you digging for in your belly button? Moofma?

by Zaftig07 August 1, 2015

Moobtube

HUGE SIMP that always @‘s a streamer named Bridgett in discord. Makes fire youtube videos about an infamous welcher named Lospollostv. May or may not have moobs

Bridgett: “Who pinged me”
Anyone: it was probably moobtube

by Klawklawklaw December 17, 2019

Moosterbeef

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021