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Moshering

The act of seducing multiple women over MSN and then having sex with them, only to leave them in the morning.
"You aren't Moshering that girl, are you?"
by Chris Holmes June 10, 2005
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Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.
I usually like mongoling on Xbox live
by Greg Carter December 9, 2008
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mangerine

A gay or homosexual man who acts like a fruit. Combination of the words tangerine (fruit), and man
by The F. Man September 8, 2009
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Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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Mongreling

To stick a tounge in your own anal cavity while breaking a rib at the same time
"Man I was mongreling myself last night and it really hurt."
by Kylet00kay April 23, 2009
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a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire
by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017
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