The act of seducing multiple women over MSN and then having sex with them, only to leave them in the morning.
by Chris Holmes June 10, 2005
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Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
Get the Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel mug.To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
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