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Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.
If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.
by Jesus March 9, 2004
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mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
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felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
by Hot Carl February 19, 2005
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Verrekte Mongol

Verrekt Mongol, derived from popular Dutch TV show "New Kids on the Block" where a bunch of antisocial 20somthing-year-olds cause chaos and insult handicaps, the mentally ill and patients with disease (i.e. cancer) with harsh vulgar language.

the meaning goes along the lines of "fucking retard" but can be used for almost any occasion.
dutch handicapped woman crosses the street in a wheelchair.
Bunch of 20somthing antisocials point at her and shout

"JEZUS, WAT EEN VERREKTE MONGOL"
by nederlands_bengaals January 3, 2010
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Tana Mongeau

a female Youtuber that has so much crackhead, Aries, psycho ass energy that enjoys to rant on the internet and make story times. Honestly just peep her Wikipedia (she has one lmao).
person 1: stop acting so tana mongeau
person2: mmmm howabout no
by sksksks boi June 20, 2019
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Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet
That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.
by M Plops December 6, 2005
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