heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010

monetizing brandwhore

A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).

Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.

by Chibi Jeeb August 27, 2011

monetize

to introduce a thing as currency, e.g., silver, gold, copper. In nearly all cases, when something has been monetized, it is legal tender and debtors are legally obligated to accept it as payment for debt.

Debt can also be monetized. A government can either buy the debt of companies whose growth it favors as a matter of policy (as in pre-War Japan) or permit its own bonds to be be used as banking reserves (for the creation of money).

In 1878 Congress passed the Bland Bill, which monetized silver at a ratio of 16:1 to gold.

by Abu Yahya January 23, 2009

Monta Vista

Land of Only Asians. There maybe 2 to 0 blacks.

See Chinatown

The asian child went to Monta Vista

by MontaVista January 25, 2005

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.

i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.

by montavistan January 29, 2005

Monita

A highly spirited persons are Monita

Very caring and extremely lovable

One who is magnificent in all they touch

A very magnanimous person

(you have been touched by a Monita)
(I am a Monita)
(i feel so wonderfully Monita today)
(I see clarity just like a Monita)

by your lovley February 25, 2010