missionary kick

An act between lesbians, where one is more dominate than the other.

Sarah totally missionary kicked Mary .

missionary kick by That one guy from band camp December 20, 2014

missionary trip 

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.

person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."

missionary trip by jo_z June 2, 2015

Missionary dater 

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"

Missionary dater by Howiegal November 21, 2015

missionary burrito 

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

missionary burrito by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

Missionary Syndrome 

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.

That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!

Missionary Syndrome by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018

Missionary Dad 

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

Missionary Dad by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Missionary Matty 

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

Missionary Matty by pffffasif October 18, 2020