technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

by Swanno December 20, 2013

bodily malfunction

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.

I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

by QuacksO June 4, 2018

catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.

A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.

by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021

mallfunction

Distress to the lower limbs caused by excessive shopping .

Jeez - my feet ache ! .

Yep - that,s a definite case of

mallfunction - without any doubt ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 18, 2009

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

Bavarian Malfunction

A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."

Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.

Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.

by Samuel L J December 21, 2008