The most annoying buzzword that I have ever heard. Ever.
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
A heterosexual male that:
-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
I was born a metro, well over two decades before the term was popularly coined (Mark Simpson, 2002 - thanks a lot asshole). Now I can't even open a magazine without reading about metrosexuals. Growing trend my ass! Only about 10% of those claiming to be metro are truly metro. The remaining 90% are called something else...POSERS. These are the same guys that considered becoming homos when shows like Will & Grace and Queer Eye premiered. Get your own damn identity you fuckers!
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.
The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
by TWON December 23, 2004
Get the metrosexual mug.A metrosexual is a man that, unlike the historical habits of the average male, showers daily. He is a man that has a lack of ignorance and arrogance towards others, women specifically. He does not always spend large amounts of money on clothes, which is a common misconception. He merely takes pride in his appearance and is a gentleman in all manners of the definition. A metrosexual is a man that knows masculinity is not about being rude and dirty, but being a well dressed, well groomed gentleman. Men not of this stature commonly mock these characteristics due to their own insecurities and jealousies. Those that lick the capacity of style and cleanliness have difficulty accepting the metrosexual concept.
by Kristofer December 31, 2004
Get the metrosexual mug.1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
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Get the metrotextual mug.When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
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Get the Metrofied mug.Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
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