Merkes

a word from one of the tribes in Africa, speaking of an almighty legendary King, that is to return to the world to savor us from evil.

Merkes will shows us de wae

by Maxdenallsmäktige September 1, 2021

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012

Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

Dirty Merkel

Looking your best at your worst

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.

by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019

Merked

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

by Natural 12562 December 24, 2008