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Nerd Emergency

A Nerd Emergency is the sudden realization that the remaining battery of an electronic device, commonly a laptop, is critically low. When a Nerd Emergency occurs, the 'victim' nerd shouts "Nerd Emergency" causing surrounding nerds to flock to the aid of the 'victim'. A collective effort ensues to connect the electronic device to a power source before it loses power completly.
Nerd 1 (victim): NERD EMERGENCY!!! NERD EMERGENCY!!!
Nerd 2: Begins to untangle power cord
Nerd 3: Locates nearest wall outlet
Nerd 4: Connects power cord to electronic device
Nerd 1: anxiously watches and bites his nails
Nerd 2: Plugs power cord into the outlet located by nerd 3
Nerd 1: Goes back to fixing his ever-broken (but still better than windows) linux distribution
by bearsdontstack December 9, 2008
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Emergency

An extremely dire situation that justifies using the parental emergency credit card.
We couldn't get into the club over Memorial Day Weekend, so we were forced to use Mom's emergency credit card to buy bottle service.
by The Fieldy May 28, 2014
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Emergency Dance Party

Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.

Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.
Matthew: Hey, Im Matty. (Yells 'EDP!', starts breakdancing).
Derek: (Tears of Joy).
by Sai' June 7, 2005
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Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.
Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.
by zeiphon May 8, 2010
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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.
I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion
by hprocks July 5, 2014
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