muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Miffed

Confused 😐 or deppresed

I was so miffed after last week.

by EhDarkCookie December 2, 2016

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

meefed

A man queef out of the penis hole

Oh my goodness, I just meefed and it gave me a chubby

by Kovafish April 24, 2018