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mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate
Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!
by funkytownprez November 6, 2009
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Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.
Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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MANGLER

A person who does meth! Sometimes referred to as a tweeker aka a mangler who has way to many projects going on at at any given time. Also, you might spot a mangler by his chewed up cheeks/lips. Most often spotted around the Spanaway Wa, area where manglers run rampid! Aldo referred to as puddle pokers!
O my lord, look at those manglers...they really need a sandwich a glass of water and a nap!
by NornarbO May 3, 2021
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mangletude

A term including the values of both the angle and magnatude of a vector such as the bearing and distance.
this term can be used in navagation engineering or similar.
tell me the mangletude to the nearest pub
by james whiting October 4, 2005
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mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis
Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.
by Tar Heel October 24, 2008
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mangle stick

When your penis is very dangly from to much mangling.
by ggossom12 December 17, 2015
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Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.
Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel
by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020
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