maxi-pad

An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".

Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"

by g-othermal October 18, 2008

Maxi Mounds

An absolutely annoying female with hints of male features. Commonly has fake breasts and always has to be the center of attention

Have you met her?she is such a maxi mounds.

<insert name> is a maxi mounds

by Maxi-haterz August 4, 2009

Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

Maxi-cure

The best super glue on the planet, a life saver, and when it is combine with insta-cure it is like magic, instantaneous joints that is unbreakable

Life saver to elmer

The lifesaver to architecture student at cal poly pomona

superglue, instantly cure on contact within seconds

i totally maxi-cure my hand today

Lets go to Carpe Diem and get some maxi-cure

so one jacked my Maxi-cure

Maxi-cure is a must in architecture

Maxi-cure one thing you will find at every architecture students desk

Who doesnt love maxi-cure

by onesadpandabear February 5, 2010

maxi dress

A garment women will wear when they are too lazy to dress nice or shave their legs. Sometimes referred to a "Ross dress" because they are usually cheap. Some women will wear them to bed after wearing them all day because they can double as a moo moo. To make the maxi dress outfit complete, a pair of foam wedges must be worn too.

Kelsey was too lazy to get dressed, so she wore a maxi dress to dinner.

by Neil Buchanan the 3rd July 2, 2021

Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie

noun: A term coined by actor Judd Nelson from the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club" describing the overacheiving and geeky character of Brian (a.k.a. the Brain, played by actor Anthony Michael Hall).

"Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

by PeanutButterzPug March 24, 2006

butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

by noidavailable October 28, 2008