Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

Mathias

Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.

Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero

by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021

Mathias

A guy that loves sex and have a big dick. He loves to drive cars. He drift like a king!

Mathias fuckt the police

by Sara911 January 31, 2018

Mathias Rosengreen

A thin guy without feelings. If you have ever held a card in your hand that how thin he is. Sometimes he has sex with his sister which i have nothing against but mathias r does what he wants with his family. I have heard they have some kind of Fisting Friday Which is fucking disquasting. He is kinda only bones no skin on him. He is always depressed and has suicidal thoughts and is prob gonna shot up the school tommorow. You could say he is Emil's slave he does everything emil does and listen to the same music just cuz he does. And if Emil does something he does the same.

Boy nr .1 : Oh hey have you seen Mathias Rosengreen ? ?
Boy nr. 2 : No

Boy nr 1 : oh there he his. He was just standing so from the side so we couldt see him.

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMan47 March 2, 2018

Mathias

Auguri

Mathias: Auguri

by gonmelone November 19, 2020

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathias

The ugliests boy to ever exist. he got a big dic but bad personality. avoid at all costs

"That guy over there gives mathias energy"

by Mathias Hater February 12, 2024