marines

The Navy's own Army.

Who needs the Army? Just send the Marines.

by Action Man October 24, 2007

Marines

Marines are a department of the navy...the men's department. Better than the army. Marines does the shit, army steps in it, airforce smells it, navy watches it, national guard eats it.

Guy 1: "Wow...the job actually got done."

Guy 2: "That's because a marine did it."

by marine January 10, 2005

MARINES

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.

When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.

by Chris January 3, 2005

Marines

The one who keeps things in order.

This Marine will set things straight!

by Daniel March 15, 2005

Marines

Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!

"Marines Report"

Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"

Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"

by eViL AzN August 19, 2006

Marines

They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.

Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.

Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!

Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?

Marine A: Good Point!

by AreYouKiddinMe8 December 20, 2009

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.

by Zabs September 5, 2006