Mantoe

When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.

Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.

by imbadinnv August 28, 2005

Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

manboobs

Dangling mass of fat found on males that dont get out nearly enough. I emphasize the last part because they clearly need some exercise instead of sitting on their asses all day playing video games and watching tv.

Christ, that dudes got manboobs bigger than ur tits jessica.

by ZX2 Stud December 5, 2003

Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

mando musk

The distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race.

Suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. No one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk

by yungeddie September 21, 2014

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016

Mandoline

A girl that doesn’t believe her significant other loves her more than she loves her significant other.

Mandoline, why don’t you understand that Josh loves you more than you do him?

by YvngYao November 13, 2019