Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits. They are usually one of the most amazing girls that one should meet. Because of Mandalay's amazingness they are pretty popular and usually have many guys wanting her, so if you are with a Mandalay, you are one lucky guy.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just met the most amazing girl ever"
Guy 2: "Really. Was her name Mandalay cause they are pretty nuts"

by a beastly beast July 19, 2010

mandala

Precious object of worship, many clusters of jewels, perfectly endowed, and intricately sexy as hell.

This mandala is perfectly balanced

by dodecadala July 19, 2014

Mandilee

THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU WILL EVERRRRR MEET!!! :D
SHE IS SMART, FUNNY, CUTE, UNDERSTANDING, LOVES TO LISTEN. SHE WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. SHE ESPECIALLY LOVES CRYSTALS!!! <3 MEET HER!!!

THAT GIRL IS A MANDILEE. SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTEEE ^.^

by lolita sweetheart July 11, 2011

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

mandicate

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating

charlie danforth mandicated my cock

by belge0010 June 13, 2008

The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

by snafu love November 21, 2016