manatee 

Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.

manatee by waddle May 6, 2003

The Manatee 

When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.

Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?

Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.

The Manatee by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008

Manatee Fight

when someone starts mouthing or giving you the stink eye, you run up with your arms spread wide or at your sides and repeatedly bump your chest into their chest until they submit to your greatness

-"That dude keeps looking at me weird"
-"Manatee fight!"

Manatee Fight by MC Bubbles November 27, 2011

Manatee Punch 

Knocking a girl out with a person's stomach while tittyfucking her.

Taylor manatee punched a girl the other night and now she has a black eye.

Manatee Punch by Devotoare April 3, 2015

manatee 

A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.

I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.

manatee by Jammd June 20, 2011

Manatee 

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

Manatee by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Manateets 

Enormously huge breasts, similar in size to a full grown manatee

"Dude, shut off the engine, you might hit her manateets"

Manateets by Busted Fuse August 21, 2008