Longbooking

'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.

If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.

An example of 'Longbooking' in action:

Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...

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by flembo caesar February 4, 2010

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texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.

Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

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Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

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Adam Longbottom

legend; celebrity

Osama Bin Laden is a modern day Adam Longbottom

by coolguy2828 June 9, 2021

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The longbow

A sex position where a woman gets spit roasted as she does the splits, one leg in the air with the man she's blowing holding on to her leg, providing some much-needed support. The position is appropriately named for how from the side, the woman's legs arc similar to the angle of a longbow, with the man holding her leg as the archer and the other as the man getting shot.

"Oh, bro, did you hear about Nicole last night?" "Yeah, man, I heard she did the longbow at Mathews' party with the door wide open for everyone to see! Who knew she was that flexible." "No one was more surprised than Alex and Dan, and they were on either end!"

by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022

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