ling

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio

No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?

by Paul_Blart September 30, 2010

Ling

~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully. See Stratics and Kheldon

Don't you go all Ling on me!

by Ling Ma November 26, 2003

Kim ling ling

A amazing guy that tells only truth he is the best person in the world and he created internet, roblox, Minecraft, and fortnite. He destroys memes and is pewdiepies dad uncle and son

Dude you don’t know who he is he’s a Kim ling ling

by Kim ling ling November 09, 2018

linging

To suck a lollipop

I tried to Linging yesterday.

by TheJagnot March 18, 2016

Ling Ling

Another word for a dumbass. A.K.A- Ling Ling Shinoshi.

Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!

by Johanna April 18, 2004

Ling Ling

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

by Belac Flow October 22, 2019

Ling Ling

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"

by RardGuard December 12, 2019