Lidge

Short for legitimate - typically used to describe a criminal who has turned clean.

“Why do you deliver Uber Eats?”

“Used to chop, had to go lidge somehow”

by SmegOnToast April 9, 2023

Liege

A lord or sovereign to whom allegiance and service are due according to feudal law, a man of rank in the ancient regime. Also used in sex role play.

Lord Alex, my liege, I am your loyal servant for ever and always. Lord Alex, please grant me, your loyal servant, yet another spanking for my misbehavior.

by Hulio-Culio September 5, 2013

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 9, 2005

liger

The result when a male Lion and a female Tiger breed. Male ligers are usually infertile, but females have been proven to give birth to li-ligers (3/4 Lion <Lion father> 1/4 Tiger <Liger mother>).

Ligers became stupidly-popular since Napoleon Dinomite was released. Since then, anyone who saw another person drawing any type of feline was tormented by others, their work being mocked by them asking over and over, "Is that a liger? Is that a liger?"

Ligers were not only bred for use in magic. In big-cat farms, where lions and tigers and other types of big cats (such as leopards, jaguars, moutain lions, ect.,) are held, and if lions and tigers are kept in the same cage, something will happen eventually.

Ligers are normally much larger than both lions and tigers and are reported as the largest big-cats ever. From nose to tail, the liger may be up to 12 feet long. Male ligers will normally grow a blond-brown mane. Both male and female ligers will have some sort of stripe pattern down their back and possilby limbs. There have been no reported fertile males, thus, ligers haven't been able to reproduce with their own species.

You need an example after that explanation. LIKE HELL!

by Queen McKay February 23, 2005

artie lange

Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero

Artie lange, in Vegas, during March Madness...I'm there

by Teabag March 27, 2005

Liangelo Ball

Buff as hooper at UCLA and, future NBA player. Son of the Prophet Lavar ball.

Liangelo ball is a pure shooter that splashes from anywhere.

by Carmelo Anthony August 30, 2017