Lingerism 

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

Lingerism by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

langurism 

The Ultimate religion based of langurs

also langoorism

person1: hey do you support langurism
person2: of course, hail langurism

langurism by SurprisedMrSeal November 7, 2020

Gingerism 

d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.

Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.

Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.

Gingerism by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 11, 2019

lonerism

Lonerism is a state of being alone embraced by mostly schizoids, weirdos, outcasts, loners, ninjas, shaolin heros, and geeks.

I suffer from Lonerism and i enjoy every minute of it!!

lonerism by yadsendew November 28, 2011

Lingerie Football League 

A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.

Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....

Lingerie Football League by banan14kab November 6, 2011

ankle lingerie 

lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle

dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!

ankle lingerie by halestone15 March 3, 2009

LOLgerism 

VERB
Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itself as a snort, or a loud sarcastic "HA".

Please note LOLgerisms were first observed by doctors in the 16th century, when LOLgerisms were punished by death, usually hanging (which, being an uncomfortable situation, would usually trigger frther LOLgerisms).
Also a fun word to say...LOLgerism...

I went to the funeral yesterday and LOLgerismed...I looked like a beetroot afterwards.

So how did you react when the boss fired you?
I LOLgerismed...

LOLgerism by TheEntertainer26 June 22, 2009