Teabag's definitions

SLAP

Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.

I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.

by Teabag July 13, 2006

New England Stealers

Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots

After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers

by teabag October 16, 2007

bababooey

Horse toothed jackass from the Howard Stern Show (He is also pussy whipped)

Bababooey has to wear a bee keepers helmet on the E! show so I am able to jerk off to the hot chicks

by Teabag March 27, 2005

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag May 2, 2006

liars poker

Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.

You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.

The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...

by teabag March 2, 2007

doggers

voyeurs who watch couples fucking in the woods

by Teabag December 13, 2002

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007