Teabag's definitions

Snories

Boring stories

Every time I bump into Walter he starts telling me snories

by Teabag June 16, 2011

SLAP

Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.

I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.

by Teabag July 13, 2006

Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

by teabag September 22, 2006

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

craigslist

Apparently the easiest way for a hooker to advertise her services according to local news reports regarding prostitution

A woman was charged with prostitution after police investigators answered her advertisment on the popular website Craigslist.

by teabag September 25, 2007

Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

by teabag May 2, 2006

SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

by Teabag April 24, 2006