Teabag's definitions

Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

by teabag May 2, 2006

artie lange

Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero

Artie lange, in Vegas, during March Madness...I'm there

by Teabag March 27, 2005

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag May 2, 2006

bababooey

Horse toothed jackass from the Howard Stern Show (He is also pussy whipped)

Bababooey has to wear a bee keepers helmet on the E! show so I am able to jerk off to the hot chicks

by Teabag March 27, 2005

white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

craigslist

Apparently the easiest way for a hooker to advertise her services according to local news reports regarding prostitution

A woman was charged with prostitution after police investigators answered her advertisment on the popular website Craigslist.

by teabag September 25, 2007

Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

by teabag September 22, 2006