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white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..
Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.
by Teabag August 1, 2007
mugGet the white van scammug.

New England Stealers

After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers
by teabag October 16, 2007
mugGet the New England Stealersmug.

koc

Dude your really a koc...
by Teabag January 4, 2005
mugGet the kocmug.

Chicago Bears

Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...
by teabag September 22, 2006
mugGet the Chicago Bearsmug.

liars poker

Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.

You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...
by teabag March 2, 2007
mugGet the liars pokermug.

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.
by teabag September 25, 2007
mugGet the lance briggsmug.

doggers

voyeurs who watch couples fucking in the woods
by Teabag December 13, 2002
mugGet the doggersmug.

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