lamingt

lamingt is the IGN of a Minecraft player mainly known for bedwars. They have been playing Minecraft for over 7 years, are extremely good at the game and often described as "very sweaty". They are also extremely amazing, smart, hot, muscular, and terrible at English class.

lamingt just carried me to victory in bedwars

lamingt fell into the void while bridging again!

by luxynth July 6, 2021

caught lacking

Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

Hey how did Johnny? die I heard he was caught lacking

by Squaaaaad May 15, 2014

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Bitch-Liking

When someone on facebook purposefully "likes" everything you post such as statuses, photos, or wall posts, as if to mock you, but not really. Bitch-likers ultimately want your attention.

"Guess who's bitch-liking me again?"
Oh god. That shit's gotta stop."

by bitch-liked July 8, 2010

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

liking someone

to like like someone is where you don't look at them in a friend way you look at them more.When ever your around them you feel awkward or you feel like you need to talk to them.When you cant stop looking at them.Or when there with another girl like hanging around you always feel that hint of jealousy. You always wonder if they like you back .and especially when you flirt with them ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

TOM:you see Gemma over there?
JACK: yeh!
TOM: EMMM(he keeps staring at her)
JACK:OH MY GOD you like like her
JOE:what the story lads
JACK:tom just stated into liking someone

by scoil aireagail oof October 23, 2019

da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing

-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing

by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011