by Ayyeemoney February 21, 2017
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Lance Corporal: So, I heard through the Lance Corporal Underground that we are going to Okinawa in May.
Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
Other Lance Corporal: STFU I'm peeing.
by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010
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Lance Armstrong
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
Get the lance armstrong mug.When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof August 31, 2013
Get the Lance Armstrong mug.v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
by Sanias October 6, 2011
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YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
If you knew the Scottish motto you would start to understand why they have an underlying sense of righting wrongs....of social justice ..of rising above against their oppressors.......of long memories that are active til 'reconciled' some way...Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
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Get the Nemo Me Impune Lacessit mug.Most amazing best friend in the whole wide world. She can be a bitch, but she's sweet and caring. Will break your neck if you hurt her best friend.
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