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Kris Kringled

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
by Lar095070 October 25, 2015
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kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
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Kris Kringle's Kringles

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!
by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008
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kringle

ooh, i like kringle. :>
by claire January 4, 2004
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krisali

krisali is a very kind girl, but always with good roast whenever she needs them. she loves to hang out with friends and eat whatever she wants. many people call her a renaissance, since she does art, swimming and s.t.e.m, but she never brags about it. she's there when you need a shoulder to cry on, or to gossip with. overall just and amazing person.
"gods, i wish i could be like krisali"

"ikr?!"
by topaz mind January 22, 2022
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Krizalid

Krizalid is the manliest, prettiest, and toughest guy you'll ever meet. They also tend to be very "gifted" and have a soft spot.
Wow, that guy is such a Krizalid
by Nandopogger January 31, 2022
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wiktoria kinal

She is nice but people only like her a slither or a but and she isn't he type to chitter chatter she is also polish and has a brother and is friend with he best people mainly named meda
Wiktoria kinal please step forward, you are being arrested for having too good of friends.
by Themmm1 November 11, 2020
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