krautesque

The state of being torn up like a can of kraut.

Where you at, Shames? I’m krautesque.

by dru_id April 20, 2018

Kraussing

The action of asking for a lift

"how are you getting to the game"
"I'm kraussing a lift with Roy"

by Lee Sharp June 15, 2018

Klause

Some idiot who loves France even though he hasn't been, has fun toes and needs "me" time. Will probably make a great puppet but has too much of a mind of his own.

That dude is such a stinking Klause. What a stupid idiot

by Meam42069 January 5, 2023

Hidden Krouse

To use social media complaint site to post a slanderous rant about someone else. Then when the over whelming response slams you for being a raging homophobic douchebag, you block them from the conversation, but continue to post comments without others being able to see them.

I was being attacked for calling a woman a liberal feminist bitch on facebook, but I pulled a hidden krouse and can now continue my rants with only those who agree with me.

by Jeremy Dorkman May 9, 2017

Lars Kruse

A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.

Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"

by KingEpix December 20, 2018

Klaused

to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President

Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.

by randomuser7 May 2, 2011

Kruse

A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates

THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..

by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017