bought knockers

large, obviously fake breasts

The girl at the wine bar almost spilled my glass of chardonnay with her bought knockers!

by Missy ADK April 17, 2010

knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007

nipple knocker

A person who ejaculates on a woman's breasts.

My girlfriend appreciates the fact that I am a nipple knocker.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

by Pimp_UK February 4, 2009

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew October 16, 2008

Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005