Knife carrying city fans

Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.

If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.

Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"

Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"

Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"

Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .

by FessSquad June 1, 2022

Knife hits

The process of smoking marijuana by heating up the tips of butter knives til theyre extremely hot, taking pieces of bud and pressing them between the tips of the flaming hot knives and sucking the created smoke through a funnel of some sort. Quite effect and a very nice clean burn.

I did knife hits til i couldnt find my seat.

by UberAlles March 17, 2005

Knife Rape

The act of repeatedly stabbing a knife into the vagina or asshole.

Did you hear Shauna got knife raped last night?

by Booooody June 10, 2018

Knife Lineup

The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.

Jess: Check out this knife lineup! Who the fuck is going to clean that up ?

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

knife photography

The act of taking photos of knives. Derived from the act of knife painting originally practised in medieval times.

Eric: "Can you let me into your kitchen, I'd like to do some knife photography?"

Chanisha: "Ok."

by ken_no_shashin February 26, 2013

Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.

by krasbot2 July 12, 2010

Knife Rape

Knife raping is when you get a knife and stab ya boi so much it's like your raping 'em.

Arnold Clock knife raped his wife.

by Bepsei March 26, 2018