Kirstening

The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.

While Kirstening their relationship I realised i'm a cunt!

by Wittlebee November 19, 2010

Kirsten

The finest girl in the world, she has the finest jawline and the sweetest smile. Shes finer than a smushed snickersbar. Personally I wouldn't eat a snickersbar off the ground, but if it was her I'd jump down and eat it with no hands. She has the finest body and the sweetest smile and she deserves to know she puts a smile on everyones face. Her heart is delicate and her imagination is amazing.

Damn that girl Kirsten really makes my heart skip a beat. She makes mine skip 20beats.

by Big day4200 July 8, 2019

Kirsten

A Kirsten is a very interesting animal. Kirsten’s always have their eyelashes on fleek and always carry glue on them. A Kirsten always side with their girlfriend no matter what . Although Kirsten’s can be good friends, they can be snakes in the long run so it’s crucial to be careful when you are friends with one. They typically have accents and are bad drivers. Kirsten’s normally become friends with you by looking at your outfit and complimenting you.

The other day my eyelashes started falling off and Kirsten came in clutch and gave me eyelash glue.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019

Kirsten

Kirsten is a raging christian

did you see that Kirtsen? she's only ever at church. what a raging christian. such a kirsten

by sound bro x May 15, 2020

Kirsten

Her name is pronounced ‘Kersten’ and hates it when people say ‘Kiersten’.
Kirsten is very smart and has lots of friends. Normally has brown eyes and is very beautiful. If you are friends with a Kirsten, then you must be extremely lucky. This girl could be the nicest girl you could meet but sometimes she could be a bit moody when she’s pissed off. She’s one of the smartest and prettiest at school. Usually takes the best pictures of herself and her friends and has a lot of followers on Instagram.

Person A: My friends are so annoying!
Person B: You should be friends with Kirsten, she’s amazing!

by redandyellowheart January 8, 2019

Kirsten

A person who has natural beauty, but kinda smells. She's a freak at first, but once you get to know her you will love her. The best friend a person can have!

Steve: You know Kirsten?
Bob: Yes, she kinda smells like tacos.
Steve: I like tacos, I think she smells nice.
Bob: You're a freak.

by JessicaLikesCheese March 9, 2013

Kirsten

a stranger whom you dont know, but feel the need to shag
Has skin as soft as a babys butt, smells better than a stale fart on an airplane, looks like sex on the beach under the moon, howling like an aeoroplane on drugs.
enjoys

eating rabbits
spreading her butter
sunflower seeds
making babies
making love
making cake
eating cake
cakecakecakkecakecake
lotsofcake
eating concrete
eating pea cocks
eating peacoats
eating peas
eating pee
eating mexicans
racial discrimination
eating batmans
eating spiderman
eating superman
eating vagina
eating grass
eating flowers
drinking pee
drinking beverages
drinking pee
drinking food
making jello
eating jello
making jello jiggle
eating jiggly jello
swimming in jello
bathing in jello
making farts
smelling farts
tasting farts
swallowing farts
drinking pee
eating hair
eating myles
smelling myles
licking myles
making babies on the beach
making babies
making babies with coconuts
making babies
making babies
making babies with nuts
making babies
making babies with herself.
making babies

SO MANY BABIES

AS-ohh. girl look at that boday
Kirsten-I WORK OUT.
AS-lets shag it out.

by shagadelicinmyjelloshots October 14, 2011