Stuffing Your Kite

The act of eating large quantites of food in one eating session. Also known as stuffing yourself, gobbing it or necking it.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, nothing.
Person 1: Are you stuffing your kite again?

by noonoo1 July 6, 2010

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.

Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!

by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

kite cooch

a chick is so loose that her cooch catches the wind.

danielle james has a kite cooch

by gary laslo October 13, 2003

Keitels

"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.

Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...

by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

Lewisham Kite

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs

"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."

by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009

flying a kite

(1)mail sent to or from jail, for or from inmates
their basic means to keeping contact with those on the outside.
also may contain details on who someone wants to be killed
(these persons are known as "hard candy")

"When I'm 'Flying A Kite'...
Prison Niggas Off Shit With A Quick Letter"
-Curtisey

by Brick-City August 19, 2006

lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach

shes' lost her kite!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010