A guy that is always the third wheel in a relationship, everyone blames him for everything and he always takes it well.
by SupaSimon January 29, 2015
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Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008
Get the Soggy Jaffa Cake mug.(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
Get the jaffa mug.A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.
"Jaffa, kree!"
by Teal'c June 13, 2003
Get the jaffa mug.The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying, spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.
Dave Cambell: I went to church today and saw God.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.
by Wilcox (Jaffe's apprentice) May 2, 2005
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