Lemmiwinks's definitions

Jaffa

A sponge cake with plain chocolate and a smashing orangy bit.

I never share my jaffa cakes

Hands off my jaffas!

by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004

Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.

Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!

by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004