Scarlett Johansson

A Hollywood actress who is considered 'beautiful'. This is mainly coz of her boobs (which she insists on showing to the world), because her face is quite plain and her body is average.

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "omgomgomg Scarlett Johansson is soo gorgeous! look at her boobies!!!"

Typical Female not blinded by boobies: "Look at her face."

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "oh right.. ehm.. omgomgomg look at her boobies! "

by PickledMe December 24, 2008

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Johannsen

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

Johanson

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Elise Johanson

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!

Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"

by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005

Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010