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Johansen High School

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One of the most affiliated High Schools in the Modesto City Schools District,Far on the East Side,One of the most known areas in Modesto due to the great variety of everything,From Airport Neighborhood int he lower area,which houses the main fueding two latin gangs(Norteno/Sureno)to Riverside Park which holds most Norteno & Crip gangs.Modesto which is notoriously known for its high production of Meth,and previously #1 in the nation in car theft.
Johansen Highschool students come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and at least 60% of a race at the school are either gang related or drug related.
Mexicans typically lean towards a Norteno/Sureno gang,while most Asians are Crips along with blacks.
and white kids are typically in the middle .The schools population of students span from kids who live in Empire (A small town next to east side modesto,Notoriously known for having such poor conditions)To kids from the far westside come.
Johansen High School,Would in fact be the epic definition of a shitty school,deriving from the fact that the school buildings we're first in fact meant to be built as a Prison in the early 1990's but eventually after the construction it became a school.
Aye,I got these treez I bought from a kid at johansen high school,they're fucking bombass white willow.I also bought some pillz for cheap
by I_I_I_I_I_I_I October 25, 2008
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Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
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Johannesburg

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Widely known as the largest city in South Africa, it is also an expletive used in place of "god damn" or "holy shit". (made famous in the great state of North Carolina).
Steve: That shit is 50 bucks man.
Javier: Johannesburg. I only have 30!
by teep July 25, 2006
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elise johanson

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"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"
by ........... April 24, 2005
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Johannesberg

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johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"
"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"
by Greg February 2, 2005
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johnestly

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Being honest with your good pal John.
"Yo johnestly, you gotta break up with her dude"
by Mikemurph99 July 18, 2016
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