joke 

Someone who is way off, way stupid
see: douchebag & john kerry

John Kerry, he isn't just a cunt, he's a motherfucking joke.

joke by oddfishstick July 7, 2004

joke 

1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about

1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355

joke by L33tm4s73r November 19, 2011

joke 

A very easy course that requires little outside study.

Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.

joke by matt April 16, 2005

joke 

Something that everyone takes to seriously.

Calm down, it was just a joke...

joke by angliv123 February 25, 2015

joke 

What feminist don’t understand

Dude: wanna hear a joke
Woman: that was so rude why would u say that. That’s not funny I’m super offended and I’m going to Jaén a YouTube video about it
YouTuber: ok guys today were reacting to this feminist kicking over a baby because of a joke a some man said
Viewer: omg haha I’m going to comment a joke
Feminist: I’m so offended——-and this is the cycle

joke by Crust krabs January 25, 2019

joke 

A build-up plus a punch line.

Did you hear about the guy who had a suitcase full of bluebirds, bluethroats, European and American robins, nightingales, and veerys? He wound up in the doctor's office; he had quite a case of thrush.

joke by Korora December 3, 2003

joke 

a funny riddle someone says to another person or group of people. Usually funny if its a good joke. Used to entertain someone. Sometimes the people telling the joke are trying to impress the person who there telling it to. Some people dont take jokes the right way, and either not think its funny, or get mad at the person telling the joke because it may be a joke about a family/personal matter. amusing story/phrase with a punch.

whats the difference between a redneck getting divorced and a tornado? someones gunna lose a tractor! (funny joke)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! (not funny joke)

joke by anonomys3434 March 2, 2010