juffing

When two homosexual men rubb raw naked butts for pleasure.

why are you juffing on my couch?

by Mr. Juff October 11, 2005

Jeffie

A twenty dollar bill.

First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.

Man that date was expensive... I almost had to drop an entire Jeffie.

Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."

by Taylor Roberts May 2, 2006

jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

by dom January 12, 2004

Jiffing

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!

by Gullbert October 8, 2020

Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

jiffing

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

by Standon's fluffy bunny October 9, 2008

Jeffing

The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.

Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.

by Jbarrer December 7, 2016