Jesus 

Jesus is the most loyal man on earth, he has not and will not cheat on his girlfriend PERIOD

I wish my boyfriend was as loyal as Jesus

Jesus by Soccerslife17 December 22, 2018

Jesus 

A guy who dresses in all white that gives people free drugs and knows everything about drugs and cannot die.

Jesus Give me drugs.

Jesus come chill.

Jesus by jesus'sfriend January 16, 2008

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Jesus is the Bread of Life and the Image of the Invisible God. He has influenced millions of lives, and continues to teach through his divine word.

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn ' A man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law-- a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.' Anyone who loves his father or mother more that me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds his life will lose it and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it." Quote from Jesus Matthew 10: 34-39

jesus by Marteel July 3, 2006

Jesus 

John Cornelius O'Callaghan V, lead singer of the band The Maine as of July 3, 2010. see twitter.com/johnmaine for proof

MM: I asked The Maine to hold me down!
DK: Why?
MM: Because Jesus is their singer!

Jesus by discipleK July 7, 2010

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Contrary to many artistic renditions, Jesus appeared in the form of a rather plain looking man and is looked up to by Christians as the Lord and Saviour of the mankind, and has referred to himself as the King of The Jews on more than one occasion. He was born in a small village in Bethlehem around 0 A.D. where the historical biblical character King David was also from. Throughout Christ's ministry, many of Israel's most well known rulers and religious elite were offended with his authoritative and new approach to teaching scriptures that conflicted with their traditions. He taught that men should love God with all their heart, soul, mind and strength, and that they ought to love their neighbors as themselves, which confliced with many Pharisees' views of law at the time. A very large church with many denominations was founded upon his teachings and has spread to just about every nation in the world.

Jesus Christ's coming announced by angels in the King James Version bible still read by many Christians today:

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

jesus by Nimrod Nineveh November 14, 2009

Jesus 

The guys who loves you when everybody else thinks you're an asshole

Jesus loves you..., but everybody else thinks you're an asshole

Jesus by badmanjose August 18, 2015

Jesus 

The Lord and Savior of the world. I wish all of those who mock him on this site eventually find what he was and what he said was all true...

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life." - John 3:16

Jesus by ILoveJesus July 3, 2006