floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

jahlon

Awesome, handsome ,really good on the field.

We are going to win because Jahlon Is here

by hufdrghbnehgs May 26, 2017

floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

Jalopnik

One of the best daily automotive blogs on the internet. Because Jalopnik is updated daily by a competent and Knowledgeable staff, the stories are current, entertaining, and insightful, unlike the more mainstream and sterilized print media. Jalopnik is also the unofficial official provider of coverage of the 24 Hours of LeMons.

Person 1 : "Did you see that scoop in this month's Motor Trend?"

Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"

by 31ZG January 9, 2009

jaloose

An embarrassment to life, a failure, a waste in life to be more exact. Highest degree of a waste man.
Indian Origin

You Are such a fucking Jaloose for........(insert)

by Raj_Paul_the2nd December 7, 2013

Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.

Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."

by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019

jailon

There the most caring person u will ever meet and loved and the most cutest person and very cool to talk to and able to listen to you

OMG have u talked to jailon

by Light_skin January 1, 2016