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One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!
by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014
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Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
by Ollie December 29, 2005
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infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.
the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.
by starywind April 19, 2010
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Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.
1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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infleption light

A flesh light or other version of a pocket pussy is inserted into a vagina or anus. The other partner then fuck the flesh light until orgasm. It is masturbation within sex within masturbation
John gave Sally the infleption light on prom night. Technically they're both still virgins.
by slumberjack April 10, 2015
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Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV
Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.
by that chick! April 28, 2010
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zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
by last man standing2 August 13, 2011
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