Womb wedgie

Another word for PERIOD PAINS.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."

by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009

womb glaze

Sperm, the male ejaculate....

She was truly impressed by the pungent taste of my Womb glaze

by seanus groovus maximus March 20, 2010

laxin' in the womb

A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.

Paul: "Dude, Teddy is so good at lax."
Jon: "Yeah, he must have been laxin' in the womb"

by Woodchuck111555448888 April 12, 2011

Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.

Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

By A.Hall

by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009

womb time

the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.

I'm already 21, If you count womb time

by hardhitr3 July 7, 2009

Groomin the Womb

Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.

Amy was groomin the womb for conception by incorporating beets and spinach into her diet.

by GSDGal November 19, 2010

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018