Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007

Holtz

A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.

Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.

by Supertrooper1 April 26, 2019

Hotizontal

Making love. Getting sweaty in a horizontal position. Doing the horizontal mambo.

"What say we get hotizonal on that sofa?"
"I can hardly wait to get hotizontal with him."
"I wonder how good he is hotizontal?"

by Alaska Girl August 8, 2009

Hitzhusen

Of or relating to the most pristine and noble men. The surname of a man who is above the low lifes of this world.

Wow he is so majestic he must be a Hitzhusen

by jackojonot October 26, 2012

heitzman

ID TAP THAT

Charlie...yeah, heitzman.

by Joanie's Froomie, Charlies Gir June 30, 2016

huitzil

The aztec name for hummingird. Typically a girls name, though is unisex. People with this name are typically happy and beautiful people.

1. Huitzil is so beautiful and loves to smile.

2. Have you seen Huitzil? Ive been looking for her. She's probably out socializing.

by Strawberrypudding August 9, 2017

Hritz

People with the last name Hritz have the biggest dick because of the pure Italian genes

Look at that man he’s definitely a Hritz

by Oxpy October 1, 2021