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Hogwarts kid

Any one of those little foofters whose mommies and daddies pay $14,000 a semester so they can attend Lehigh University and clog shut our fucking bars and sushi joints and roads and hospitals and morgues. They run around town with their magic carpets and point their wands at each other, all the while thinking theyre the greatest little magic school around. Little do they know that E.M.F. lurks in the shadows waiting for them to make a mistake and then....... Napalm Slayer Death bursts forth from the hairy sphincter of Satan's Shoeshineboy and covers them in whitehot molten poo. Bunch of fucking herbs.
I quit high school and got a six-figure job, and now make more than most of those Hogwarts kids will. But Mommie and Daddie will just keep sending money forever....
by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010
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HowTheWorldWorks

Stephen Colbert's evil twin. A conservative blogger and youtube vlogger who doesn't like socialists or hardcore environmentalists. So far he even has a facebook fan group.

His vlogging has gained him many enemies and gotten him into trouble in the past. A significant feud occurred with TheAmazingAtheist and Thunderf00t over the environment which resulted in their fanboys downrating his videos, though they were actually pretty decent.

He will also debunk any left wing anti-capitalist propaganda classroom videos you throw at him.
HowtheWorldWorks just owned Obama again!
by Liezei June 6, 2009
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HowToBasic

Derived from the popular and viral Youtube channel of the same name, the HowToBasic is a sex act in which you ejaculate on a woman's face and then smash and smear raw eggs all over her.
That hooker had to charge me double after I gave her the HowToBasic, but man it was an utterly egg-static experience!
by Terminus_Est April 16, 2014
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HowToBeTV

A rising YouTube channel.
The creator and main star of HowToBeTV (or HTBTV) is
Moh Sohrabi, an Actor, Comedian, and Musician.

Moh Sohrabi is 16 year old Iranian-American living in Virginia, and his wish is to become a famous actor. He states throughout most of his videos that rapping is just a hobby for him, unlike popular belief where people think he is trying to become a famous rapper, he says that Acting is his real passion.

Moh is also very open to his Muslim religion, mentioning it in many of his songs, showing that he takes pride in who he is, and is showing all new aspects of what Middle Eastern Muslims are like.

HowToBeTV is a YouTube channel where many different types of videos are posted up, the most recognized being the music videos.
Skits and Vlogs are also found on this channel as well.
"Hey did you check out HowToBeTV on YouTube?"
by HTBTV June 3, 2009
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Hogate

Maury Povich's on-air pregnancy tests.
The woman goes on Maury to find out many times who the father is, being involved in the controversy of hogate.
by da fatchick thrilla January 14, 2009
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hogut

to step off an international flight, immediately take 7 shots, and dance on the bar in Nashville, TN
Get your hogut on!!!

DAMN look at Jennifer! She's falling all over the place! She must have just gotten her hogut on!
by muhe April 12, 2010
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Hogwarts Express

The primary mode of transportation to Hogwarts is the Hogwarts Express that students take at the start of each school year. Students board the train from Platform 9¾ at King's Cross station in London. The train leaves at 11:00 am and arrives at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts, some time after nightfall.
Harry: How do we get to the Hogwarts Express?
Ron: You have to go through Platform 9 and 3/4.
by lonelykarina November 29, 2010
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