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hobalob

Its when you got stuff to do but you decied to forget it and just hobalob.
Jay was going to get a job today but instead ended up grabbing a hobalob at Mike's place.
by Twanky3000 May 15, 2004
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Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.
Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.
by Brian Butch October 26, 2007
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homologue

A person who writes gay music that is so bad that it makes you laugh. Most associated with all Disney channel singers, boy bands, ect. A homologue is the opposite of someone who produces real music.
Joe says, "Justin Bieber is such a fag. He is killing music as we know it. Ever hear him Jack?" Jack replies," Yeah...what a homologue"
by PeterCash February 17, 2010
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hooloovoo

Wow, that hooloovoo can add like there's no tomorrow!
by enigma July 31, 2003
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hobolicious

ho·bo·li·sh·us
Verb
1. Of or pertaining to the act of being extremely hobo
2. Being absolutely fabulous
3. Like a hobo
Betty: "Oh my god, girl! That new bag is SO hobolicious!"

Ann: "Thank you. You are quite hobolicious in dem jeanz."
by Timmylicious April 23, 2007
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Hobomosa

Similar to a Mimosa, it is a mixture of Keystone Light beer and Orange Juice.

Typically in the morning, one would crack open a nice cold can of Keystone Light, take a few gulps, then fill the can back up with freshly squeezed orange juice.

BAM! Instant Hobomosa!

Typically drank by the homeless and those who cannot afford champagne.

Commonly served with a side of 3 Tums.
"Hey man, Nascar is starting at 8am this Sunday. Why don't you come over and have some Hobomosas with me before the race?"

Those guys spent all their money at the bars last night, now they have to drink Hobomosas!
by BigSLOEl April 24, 2009
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emo hobocore

Firstly believed to be a joke on 'Questionable Content', a popular Indy Rock web-comic, but soon found to be a genre, to include 'Hobo Metal' which was revolutionised by a band known as 'Trashcan of Deception' in late 2005.

Their music focus was based around any excuse to insult the emokid population of the world with their vulgar, poorly recorded music, as a means of using the hobo image.

Surprisingly this Hobocore music took off, and people were soon downloading and playing these songs to their friends, for their comedic and satirical value - definately not musical.

This band was all about wittily poking fun at everything the emokid trend represented, thus angering angsty teens worldwide who think it's 'cooler' to show little appreciation for life.

Hobos have something to complain about, spoilt rich teenagers don't. Take out the emokid population, are you Hobocore enough?
Emo: omg lyke u guys r soo meen
Emo Hobocore: Yeah, screw you buddy, I've been brushing my teeth with rat blood for 7 years!
Emo: O.. sorri dood.
Emo Hobocore: Yeah that's right, fuck you.

Lyrics from the 'Trashcan of Deception' download sites
www.mp3.com.au/TrashcanofDeception/
spaces.msn.com/apparentlyadrian/

"Introduction to Hobo Metal"
It has previously not been known that hobos burn emokids within their faithful fires. This is revenge, against the spoiled brats who think they have it bad as opposed to those who live in the streets eating rats and pigeons.

"In The Trashcan"
You don’t know years of pain
Shut your faces then
We hobos don’t complain
That life’s inhumane!

(Oh, help me), “No, you're gonna die
(Oh, help me), “No, just say goodbye“

"Black Soul- A Hobo Ray Charles Tale"
We sit around the trash can
Singing songs, holding hands
We hobos are friendly
We even started a band

Then this girl comes along
She says she's got it bad
We asked her, her problem
Oooh, what a drag

CHORUS:
Why can't these kids be happy?
When they got it so good?
Would you kiss a hobo?
Ooh, like hell you would!

She hated her parents
And all o' their rules
And the boyfriend she lost
Was apparently cool

We told her our story
About how fun hobos can be
Frank even got a job
Down at the old box factory
by Hobo_x_Core_x_Lover April 18, 2006
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