Hobologic

Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.

Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic

by tsaltsal November 9, 2011

Hobolicious

Looking homeless and yummy at the same time.

Robert Pattinson was seen in London buying extra large underwear and looking hobolicious.

by SkylarLSpencer January 5, 2011

Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

hobology

The scientific study of hobos.

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology

by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004

Hypological Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps pointing out any factually inaccurate details or unrealistic scenarios using logic alone and completely disregarding the hypothetical nature of the scenario. Similar to Hypothetical Warfare.

Guy 1: Imagine, hypothetically, I had wings. How awesome would that be?
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

hobolicious

Tasty, like a hobo.

My hiking boots are hobolicious

by RoboHobo December 4, 2004

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019