Hobologic

Knowing WAY too much about hobo's. Besides it coming from plain logic.

Daymn Katerina, you've got some serious hobologic

by tsaltsal November 09, 2011

hobology

The scientific study of hobos.

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology

by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004

Hobology

The study of Hobos

sub- categories:

Hobo-couture: Hobo fashion
Hobout-cusine: Hobo food
Hobosexual: sexual attraction to Hobos
Hobophobic: fear of Hobos
Hobo Fu: Hobo martial arts
Hobo Condo: A box in which a Hobo dwells
Hobo Pokie: A Hobo dance
Hobo Renfrew: A used clothing store
Hobo Vacation: Jail or Prison
Hob-listic Medicine: A pint of Thunder Bird
Hobo Ho Ho Ho: When a Hobo burgles at X-Mass time dressed as Santa
Hobo Depot: A dumpster
Hobo Kin: The family of a Hobo
Hobo-achi: A cooking fire in used oil drum
Hobo Ho: A Hobo who prostitutes themselves

Gerrard is a world authority of Hobology.

by Rew454 September 30, 2016