hindus

A member of the oldest living religion in the world. Precursor to Buddhism. The only faith worth having. Even jews lick Hindu balls when they voraciously study yoga, become vegetarians, take up meditation, and use the "Star of David," which is actually an ancient Hindu symbol meaning perfect meditation (nara-narayana).

Hindus are better than everyone else.

by Sigmund Johanessen May 5, 2003

Hindu

A Brooklyn term indicating a do over when playing a street game.

That ball hit a crack. I'm calling Hindu.

by Vachi November 7, 2020

Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

hindu

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HINDU Definition: (In Sanskrit Language Plz dont Reject..)

“Aasindhu sindhu paryanta Yasya Bharatbhumika |
Pitrubhuhu Punyabhushryiva sa ve Hinduriti Smrutaha ||”

‘Jo bhi koi Sindhu se Sagaron tak ki Bharat bhumi apani PITRUBHU
aur PUNYABHU manta hai aur viese adhikar se kehe sakta hai,
wahi HINDU hai.’

Punyabhu: Any man born in Hindustan considers Bharat as a Punyabhu,
He may belong to other religion.
But we should not misapprehend this and should not call him a Hindu,
(Some of our brothers, without understanding the definition, do this
mistake) as we will be neglecting the other part of the definition.

Pitrubhu: The man should also consider Hindustan as his Pitrubhu, the condition which
Non Hindu will never accept. Muslims consider there Pitrubhu as Mecca and Catholics as Vatican.

Now it should be clear to you why Hindu's should not entertain outsiders in our divine righteous land, Hind !!

by Vikramadtya November 10, 2008

hindu cram

The process of fitting more people than reasonably comfortable in a set area or room. Is derived from multiple hindu families living in a one family residence.

"Wow, this theatre is really hindu crammed"

by Kyle28 September 24, 2006

Hindu Hold up

When a large black male sticks his dick in a cup of chilli and tries to rob a 7 eleven by by making the indian man behind the counter choke to death on his freakishly huge cock and then leaves behind a trail of chilli to leave his mark

I'll be home late tonight debra, i cant talk right now...I'm attempting my 25th Hindu Hold up.

by Dr. Rondafer Stink July 19, 2010

Hindu Punjabi

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)

(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,

by Khatri April 24, 2008