Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

noela hatchen

The most incredible person in the universe. sometimes refered to as the sexy goddess of the universe for her incredible looks, as well as other qualities included but not limited to: kind, caring, loving,unique,amazing,honest,friendly,a very hard worker,funny, courteous, intelligent,strong both mentally and physically,cheerful, good listener,clever, as an amazing way with words, and again is the most incredbile, non self centered person who really wants to make the world a better place.

you just gave $5 to that homeless guy? damn, you a noela hatchen in the making.

by handsome sexy hugh jackman August 28, 2010

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019

get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

Running over hatchet

A homosexual act one man offers another

I was so excited when my boyfriend ask if we can try running over hatchet

by S. Scales July 19, 2019

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003